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| 4. Knowhere | Weight: 11-7 | Jockey: Paddy Brennan | Trainer: N
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Steve Owen
A hardman who cries wouldn't give you much confidence in a fight. Had a feud with the wrong man in Phil Mitchell and paid the price.
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Had a go at the Grand National last year but crashed out with five to jump. Was going well at the time, but isn't going to win you money despite the stable's good record in the race. |
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5. Comply Or Die | Weight: 11-6 | Jockey: Timmy Murphy |
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Blake Carrington
Ruthless in business and knows how to get the job done. Blood might have been thicker than water to him, but he was more than prepared to lose some to get what he wanted.
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Having been sired by Old Vic, he's part of a real racing Dynasty and proved that when winning 12 months ago. However, he has been slow to find that winning form and a repeat with so much weight to carry isn't likely. |
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| 6. Ollie Magern | Weight: 11-6 | Jockey: Mr. S Waley-Cohen | Trainer: N
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Alexis Colby
Frequently seen mixing in high class company, her fancy name would suggest that she belongs there, but scratch the surface and some dodgy results
hint that maybe she isn't the classiest.
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He's had his time at the top and doesn't retain the ability to make a realistic bid. For a small horse, he's tried admirably to mix it up with the big boys lately but this one is a step too far. |
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| 7. Stan | Weight: 11-6 | Jockey: Aidan Coleman | Trainer: Venetia Williams |
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Harold Bishop
Despite being popular, he had a hard time on Ramsay Street. He lost most of his family to shootings and plane crashes, which sent him loopy enough to try to kill Paul Robinson and had his own Dirty Den moment when he returned after a 7 year absence, previously presumed drowned.
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It's a case of sink or swim for Stan too and more than likely he'll run like he has a lead weight tied to his hoof. He'll have a tough time just getting around. |
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| If Black Apalachi was a character on a soap he'd be: |
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Karl Fletcher
He was so popular, after writers had written him out of the script they had to bring him back using flashback scenes, dream sequences and ludicrously as a ghost to improve viewing figures. Bit of a playboy and on occasion underperformed on the big stage. Had the ability though - 152 goals in 323 appearance for Harchester United.
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Has strong claims based on form this season after landing the Becher Chase in November and winning by 17 lengths in front of Snowy Morning last time out. However, he failed to get past the second fence last year and question marks remain if he'll get around in '09. Second time lucky? |
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| 9. Hear The Echo | Weight: 11-5 | Jockey: Davy Russell | Trainer: Mouse Morris |
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Frank Butcher
He's been there, done that and worn the XXXXL t-shirt. A bit of a wheeler-dealer, he liked to think of himself as a 'big player' in the business world but was a big fish in a small pond.
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Shrewd trainer Mouse Morris removed his stable companion War of Attrition from the race and last year's shock Irish Grand National winner is his remaining hope. Has ability, but the bigger fences could be an issue. |
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| 10. Preists Leap | Weight: 11-5 | Jockey: P T Enright | Trainer: T G O'Leary |
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Pat Butcher
You wouldn't want to get on her bad side as she's likely to kill you with an oversized earring. That said, she's had it tough - married four times - so she deserves some respect. Just a little though.
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A little bit too much baggage for us. For what he's actually produced on the racecourse, he's carrying a lot of weight which will surely hinder the improving gelding. |
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| 11. My Will | Weight: 11-4 | Jockey: Ruby Walsh | Trainer: Paul Nicholls |
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Fred Elliot
Loud and proud, the follicly challenged Butcher was as popular with Corrie's fans as he was rotund. Constantly turned down by Audrey Roberts, she eventually accepted his proposal, only to unfortunately pop his clogs sometime later.
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Despite not winning lately, he's been knocking on the door and ran credibly in the Gold Cup at Cheltenham. He's been well supported and with Ruby on his back he'll go off favourite at 4.15 on Saturday. "Be happy, I say, I say, be happy.".
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| 12. Eurotrek | Weight: 11-3 | Jockey: Sam Thomas | Trainer: Paul Nicholls |
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Hilda Ogden
Put in a good stint as Corrie's local gossip and Rovers Return cleaner before being ousted by Betty Turpin. Or that's how we remember it, it was that far back. Had plenty of success in her time and was immensely popular because our granny used to wear a head scarf and curlers.
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In eight years, Eurotrek has only seen the racecourse 12 times. Is far too old at this stage to make a serious attempt at the world's greatest steeple chase |
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| 13. State Of Play | Weight: 11-2 | Jockey: Paul Moloney | Trainer: Evan Williams |
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Phil Mitchell
The loveable thug/gangster is always involved and isn't fulfiling his duty if he isn't punching somebody or at least annoying Ian Beale. He's the second longest serving male character and was almost as popular as Mr Blobby at one stage.
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If he's in the mood and given his stamina to stay long distances, Evan Williams' charge could punch well above his weight at Aintree. |
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Rosie Webster
Been around for a while, but has made a name for herself lately by laying a marker down for the younger generation. Sometimes a bad one. Her promiscuous behaviour has been a contentious issue on the Street, albeit a welcome one for young men.
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Has flirted with danger since making his debut over fences, but it's clear he has something in the tank to land a big prize. Is it time for him to take centre stage? |
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| 15. Mon Mome | Weight: 11-0 | Jockey: TBC | Trainer: Venetia Williams |
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Bet Lynch
Likes to think of herself as a classy, respectable landlady, but like her succesor Liz McDonald, is a tad rough around the edges. A questionable taste in fashion, she was never appealing to us.
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In his day, he could have lumped a bit of weight around to win a race but we suspect those days are well behind him. We'll pint you in a different direction! |
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| 16. Silver Birch | Weight: 11-0 | Jockey: Robbie Power | Trainer: Gordon Elliot |
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Alfie Moon
A cheeky Cockney chappie, Alfie brought a smile to many faces in the past and was always out to look after you. He couldn't do too much more for you. However, he did fall by the wayside for a while before running off with Kat to host Don't Forget the Lyrics on Sky One..... |
Winner in 07, the Gordon Elliot trained 12 year old made a lot of people in Ireland happy. He's performed impeccably over the course and distance on numerous occasions but age and weight is now against him. |
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| 17. Butler's Cabin | Weight: 10-13 | Jockey: A P McCoy | Trainer: Jonjo O'Neill |
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JR Ewing
Probably the greatest Soap villian of all-time, but at the same time one of the most popular among fans. Selfish and always looked out for himself and his business. It was Sue Ellen!
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Was in contention last year when falling at Becher's Brook and barring any vengeful supporters wanting to shoot him, he could be in for another tilt at the crown that eludes his owner JP McManus. |
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| 18. Offshore Account | Weight: 10-13 | Jockey: David Casey | Trainer: Charlie Swan |
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Dirty Den Watts
"Ello princess." A major player in Eastenders until he was shot dead. Or so we thought. The former Queen Vic landlord returned from the dead and gave a stirring display in 2003, philandering his way to his eventual demise.
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Went missing after an injury two seasons ago, but his subsequent reappearance and performances suggest he's well in on the handicap. Get your Ansbacher savings on him! |
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| 19. Parsons Legacy | Weight: 10-12 | Jockey: Richard Johnson | Trainer: Phillip Hobbs |
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Grant Mitchell
He arrived on the scene with instant success, but didn't last as long as his brother. A bit of a hothead and very unpredictable. Though he's put in some strong performances, he is prone to putting his hands in his pockets, looking hard and doing nothing.
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Tough chaser who'll like good to firm ground, but can be a contrary sort. A slip up in jumping will cost him. Better to avoid him than to get mixed up with him. |
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| 20. Reveillez | Weight: 10-12 | Jockey: Michael Walsh | Trainer: Jonjo O'Neill |
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Rita Sullivan
She's clearly in for the long hall, but hasn't seen as much screen time since the halcyon days when her partner Alan Bradley was getting run over by a tram in Blackpool travelling at 2mph. To be fair, she's drifted into relative obscurity. |
Classy stayer in his day and a winner at the Cheltenham Festival, but you're expecting a lot if you think he can win the Grand National. |
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| 21. Fundamentalist
| Weight: 10-11 | Jockey: David England | Trainer: N Twiston-Davies |
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Dylan McKay
Rather disappointingly, too cool to give a shit. Never lived up to his potential and always milked the bad boy image. Having said that, he always got the girl.
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Never quite lived up to his reputation when he transferred from the flat to the jumping game. Twiston-Davies will have to don his David Copperfield suit if he's to train this frustrating gelding to victory. |
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| 22. Golden Flight | Weight: 10-11 | Jockey: Barry Geraghty | Trainer: Nicky Henderson |
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Charlene Robinson
Bit of a tearaway at times and very hard to control, but was a class piece of totty. According to Wikipedia, she lost her Cherry when she was 15. Shocking. Settled down nicely though when she married Scott Robinson, not in a here comes another Sloth Fratelli kind of way.
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A top performer in France when winning the Grand Steeplechase de Paris, he'll come on again after joining up with Nicky Henderson. Has been primed for this race and is a solid chance. |
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| 23. L'Ami | Weight: 10-11 | Jockey: Robert Thornton | Trainer: Enda Bolger |
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Nick Cotton
Like all bad boys, he's been around the block and everytime he comes back we always expect him to be good, only to let us down. His mum Dott has always been disappointed in him, but never wants to give up on him.
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He's been here before and despite being well supported, failed to make any impact. Fell at the 2nd in 08 and a distant 10th in 07. "Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.". |
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Bobby Ewing
Lacking J.R.'s ruthlessness for business, Bobby didn't have quite the success of his brother but this made him immensely popular, resulting in his unlikely comeback.
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Known for going missing on the big occasions, he is rich with talent and has ability to comeback to a dream finish here. Boom, boom. Not backing him could come back to haunt you! |
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| 25. Cornish Sett | Weight: 10-10 | Jockey: Nick Scholfield | Trainer: Paul
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Ken Barlow
From early on it was clear that he had talent, but our great granny never thought he'd last this long. Bit of a charmer, he knows how to attract the ladies.
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Having finished second in the Welsh National, it's guaranteed Cornish Sett has the ability to stay and his racing weight is below the undesirable 11st mark. Can he top off his career with a big win at Aintree? He's got serious claims! |
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| 26. Fleet Street | Weight: 10-10 | Jockey: Andrew Tinkler | Trainer: Nicky Henderson |
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Curly Watts
Much like Kirk presently, he was reliable, yet freakishly uninspiring. Complete geek of the street and by some stereotypical unreasoned logic, absolutley crap at sport.
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His inconsistent form doesn't inspire much confidence, but you could get a run for your money if he puts his big nose in front. Although, don't hold your breath. |
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| 27. Musica Bella | Weight: 10-10 | Jockey: Phillip Carberry | Trainer:
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Lynda Block
At the back of it you know she's a bit of a tramp, but she had a bit of class about her and always had the personality to go far in life....by marrying a football club owner. Popped up on Coronation Street with a different name, so we're not sure if she can be trusted.
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Only thirteen Mares have won the Grand National so it'd be unwise of us to recommend the French trained horse. As well, although her form in France may be of a high standard, she'll need to raise her game considerably to have a chance on these shores. |
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| 28. Can't Buy Time | Weight: 10-9 | Jockey: Noel Fehily | Trainer: Jonjo O'Neill |
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Emily Bishop
To describe Emily as part of the furniture in Corrie would be deeply offensive. She's much more than an inanimate object. She moves and talks. Quite active in recent years and had a bit of a run in with Richard Hillman. She came out on top though. An interesting relationship with Norris too, but we won't speculate what goes on behind closed doors.
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Has had a cracking season and has been rejuvenated. Failed to impress at Cheltenham though and it's widely expected he'll run out of gas before the finish line. |
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| 29. Darkness | Weight: 10-9 | Jockey: Wayne Hutchinson | Trainer: CR Egerton |
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David Platt
A boy with two sides to him; you just never know what you're going to get. The sadistic, pushing his mother down the stairs side or the caring, Tina humping side. Unpredictable and quite frightening at times.
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We all know what he's capable of, but reproducing it is the problem. Returned to action with a victory and has interestingly won half of all his races he's run in. Stepping up to this mark could be a step too far. |
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| 30. Irish Invader | Weight: 10-9 | Jockey: Paul Townend | Trainer: Willie Mullins |
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Donna Windsor
Can look good at times, especially with a couple of bottles of wine and you'd definitly settle for her in that uniform. Another girl that can't be trusted though, given her tendency not to stick out a relationship for the long haul. Poor Marlon.
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He has won his fair share of races, but it's said that the trip will be too much for him. However, his trainer might have a sneaky trick up his sleeves with this one. What's in a name? |
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| 31. Rambling Minister | Weight: 10-9 | Jockey: James Reveley | Trainer: KG
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Peggy Mitchell
Has been around for ages and despite entering the twilight of her career, she is still capable of putting in a performance and has been in top form latley. She runs a good ship at the Queen Vic and always looks after her family, maybe not Billy.
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Still improving at the ripe old age of 11 and their is a lot expected of her. Regrettably she wasn't dignifes in her youth, but has got more serious with the game with maturity. Retirement fund. |
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| 32. Southern Vic | Weight: 10-9 | Jockey: Niall Madden | Trainer: Ted Walsh |
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Miley Byrne
Sauntered around a farm in Wicklow with the speed of a young Jo Brand. A popular character on the Irish soap Glenroe, mainly because no one could understand a single word he was saying, was an interesting performer none the less.
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Hard to figure out whether his lack of pace will affect his chances, but his trainer has been bullish even if Ruby opted not to ride his Dad's horse. |
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Weight: 10-7 | Jockey: Graeme Lee | Trainer: T R George
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Jim McDonald
A shorter fuse than Mike Tyson, the Irishman spent more time in jail than he did on the Street. His comebacks have been brief but fruitful and despite retaining that dodgy 70's haircut and moustache, is still likeable.
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A hardy sort that'll be boosted by some cut in the ground. If the rain doesn't come, he should still run well and has the credentials to take to to the big obstacles. |
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| 34. Brooklyn Brownie | Weight: 10-6 | Jockey: Phil Kinsella | Trainer: JM
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Ian Beale
As long as he keeps his mouth shut, you'll like him. If he starts playing up and acting like the child he can be, he'll annoy you to the last. A small chair in a big Cafe.
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Well capable on his day as he proved over the National Fences in November when second, but jumping can be a problem and better to stay away from him. |
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| 35. Himalayan Trail | Weight: 10-6 | Jockey: PW Flood | Trainer: JJ Mangan |
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Jack Duckworth
He's fond of a drop, a gamble, likes pigeons, loves Vera (in that order) and pulled pints for a living. Always on the look out to make a quick buck and once said, "The nearest I've got to a deposit is when I'm cleaning the pigeons out."
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Seeking to emulate Monty's Pass from the same stable, he's been targetted at the Grand National for a long time and a coup could be in the offing from the Cork based handler. Monitor. |
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| 36. Arteea | Weight: 10-5 | Jockey: J W Farrelly | Trainer: David Pipe |
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Marcus Tandy
"You can't trust anyone these days." Especially BBC excutives. Marcus brought Eldorado to a close with these famous last words and hasn't been seen since. Thankfully.
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Despite being in the capable hands of David Pipe, we can't see him remaining at Pond House much longer after the Grand National. |
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| 37. Cerium | Weight: 10-5 | Jockey: Richard McGrath | Trainer: Paul
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Terry Duckworth
Known more for going missing with Jack's hard earned dough than actually playing a major role. It's hard to remember a time when he wasn't in trouble.
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If you're relying on this one to get out of jail, you're not going to be seeing anyone soon. |
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| 38. Idle Talk | Weight: 10-5 | Jockey: Brian Harding | Trainer: D McCain Jnr |
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Jimmy Corkhill
The local lad stooped to an all time low when he got himself hooked on white substances, but bounced back to his best to become one of the most loveable Scousers on TV. Him and his signatory Denim shirt.
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Locally trained, well, if you can call Cheshire local and finished 14th last year. We reckon he had a fondness for sugar cubes then, but a good run in the Becher Chase in November proves he's learning and improving. |
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| 39. Kelami | Weight: 10-5 | Jockey: Derek Laverty | Trainer: Mrs L
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Les Battersby
Lazier than the Paddy Power Marketing department and constantly slept on the floor when Cilla was in the bed. Bit of a loud mouth and likes to talk himself up, but in truth, he's just a liar.
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His best is definitely behind him and his record at Aintree is abysmal. Unseated his rider last year, pulled up in '08 and was brought down at the first in '04. He doesn't like jumping and Derek Lavery has a job on his hands to get him to work. |
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| 40. Zabenz | Weight: 10-5 | Jockey: T J O'Brien | Trainer: Phillip Hobbs |
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Mandy Dingle
Hardly an attractive prospect and she never had much going for her so married her cousin to get a notch on the bed most. Not very mobile and exerted very little effort moving from A to B.
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Got fed up around here in '07 about halfway and pulled up. First start in two years and if you fancy this one you've got issues. Serious issues.
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